Do you still have your period?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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