I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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