You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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