I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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