Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If that was your dad, he is hot
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
