ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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