if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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