We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
