I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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