:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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