but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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