Sponge bath it is.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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