Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Its about making memories worth repressing
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Randomize