My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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