How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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