A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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