Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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