How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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