Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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