he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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