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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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