im holly from the hills drunk
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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