There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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