You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
you inspire me to be a worse person
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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