: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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