Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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