Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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