I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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