I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Is Oprah even human
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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