Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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