3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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