Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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