this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
so let's talk penis.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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