And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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