i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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