A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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