WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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