Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
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Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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