i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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