he shaved USA in his pubs
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
we should paint friendship bongs
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
