Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
