this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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