I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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