Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Is Oprah even human
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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