What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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