He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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