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anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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