You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
no you cant smoke seaweed
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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