I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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