I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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