I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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