Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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