Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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