i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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