Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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