I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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